The Condemned - starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones.

The Condemned is a very solid movie with fights that rival anything current movies. Nothing too deep into the character development but you get a great feel for Jack (played by Austin) and his past and why he's on a deserted island with 9 other death row inmates. The object: Kill and live forever with no more death sentence or you die. Simple.

The movies hook is an animal of another color. "Ripped from the Headline) could be used to paraphrase the used of this movie. It speaks to the culture who worships violence as entertainment, are willing to pay for it, recommend it to friends, introduce it virually to the Internet worlds. Nothing can stop the viewing numbers from climbing. It draws you in to current technology visiting a time when barely clothed men found in front of thousands in a colusium of Rome. Not long before we could send it around the world in a matter of seconds and want to achieve the most populat viewing of all time. To watch the 10 fightes to the death is little different than draggin in slaves and pitting them agains Roman soldiers.

Would a world watch 10 deathrow imnates fight for their lives and their freedom for $49.00? Sadly, enough, the leader of this group in the film got his superbowl numbers and yew, without a doubt, we, as Americans, and moreover, the world, would watch this and pay for the privilegde of doing do.

The movie Rocks! and is Very Theater Worthy!


The film kept viewers on again and off again at the edge of your seat with great fights, bad-ass characters.Potential thrillers lurk under ever branch during the film which leads to great movies house screams from the audience. Slow in some parts, it was fun to Steve Austin do all those things that he'd been saying in the ring for years, "whip your ass".

One fundamental truth that should be chiseled into any future film starring Steve Austin - he should never be allowed to run on camera. Like a shaved gorilla finding that he can walk upright for the first time. So distracting, that it took me out of the film whenever he started to lope. Not much in fluid-like grace, bure more than enough to 100% whip-your-ass!

We have Spiderman 3 tickets available and will still be doling them out tonight at Year of the Dog and Monday, May 2nd at Lucky You. Since these tix are on a Wonka level of frenzy, we have to be wary of how they get out.

Wonka Bars are really good tho.

See you in the Darkness.^v^J^v^

Review:
Joey Cruz
RavenLoches Entertainment
joey@ravenloches.com
www.ravenloches.com

Tonight, after NEXT, there will be questions about various things to get you prepped to try and win tickets to Spiderman.

One thing, these tickets are very limited and to be fair to everyone (and courteous), I am limiting all tickets to one per person. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WON ONE, PLEASE ALLOW OTHERS TO WIN) I have a good memory and if I catch you, then rest assured that it will be a long, cold time between thn and the next time you get tickets for something else (o: Beware: I'm observant and have spies everywhere, you don't want to be caught trying to be a greedy, selfish person.

We're jazzed about NEXT and next week is SPIDERMAN. STUNNING Steve Austin was really good in The Condemned. Note to Steve: Get a stunt double to run for you.

See you in the dark tonight!

^v^Joey^v^

We had a great weekend of animal adoptions and donations by some very caring folks and as usual I managed to get myself in trouble. Yay me! But if helping others (especially animals, I'm beginning to wonder if people are worth it sometimes, selfish) is going to bring a scraped knee here or there and a little heat, then bring it on (o:

There will be one more ticket drop for Spiderman tickets before the 3rd and we will have some at the upcoming screenings so keep an eye out. They will be doled out in very small increments, I'm a lil annoyed.

I read an amazing book recently called Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. It was perfect!

That's a rare review from me as I'm very particular about myths, vampires and legends and the way they're told. The follow-up to the novel is called New Moon which is available but I have not yet rad it and the third installment is coming up this fall with Eclipse (http://www.stepheniemeyer.com).

There will be Spiderman 3 tickets in the VERY NEAR FUTURE but they will be contests and worked for since we only have some tickets and there are thousands of you (o:

We will be at the PETSMART in Altamonte Springs on Saturday, the 21st, from 10 am to 1 pm for EARTH DAY, helping the animal adoptions and training with tickets for YEAR OF THE DOG.

Here's what we DO have in store:

TONIGHT Thursday Apr. 19th - HOT FUZZ. Altamonte AMC
I know it's soon. ANYONE IN A POLICE TYPE uniform (must be ultra-cheesy on the cheesy scale) will win a specal prize.

TUESDAY Apr. 24th - THE CONDEMNED - Winter Park REGAL - 730 p

WEDNESDAY Apr. 25th - NEXT - Winter Park Regal - 730 p

THURSDAY Apr. 26th - YEAR OF THE DOG - Winter Park Regal - 730 p

THURSDAY MAY 3RD - SPIDERMAN 3 - Fashion Square - 730 p
These tix will be handed out at screenings through trivia and at special events and contests. Be alert and be first but be polite or you get tickets to

SQUAT

check the mirror for local times.

Come out to PETSMART in Altamonte Springs on Saturday April 21st from 10 am to 1 pm to help animals find their place with happy people and in happy environments. Give generously if you don't take something home (except maybe tickets hmm?)

As always, be early for all screenings!

See some of ya'll tonight, others on Saturday, and everyone in the dark!

If you received and EMail about your HHE2 tickets then you know you won!!! If not, please visit the FORUM and join in for more prizes and fun!

Thanks to everyone who played and we look forward to everyone coming out on Saturday. That's not the end of th swag! Find out on Sat. with us.

See you in the dark.

^v^Joey^v^


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